The movie ‘breaking upwards’ broke my heart.
“GOOD NEWS!” in big, capital letters at the top of my yearly STD test results make me wonder what header they use when delivering bad news. “BAD NEWS!”? Surely not.
In the same vein, it should be mandatory for Dr’s to come in grinning when they’re delivering same-day HIV results. I wasn’t worried until you came in not smiling.
Nothing is sexier than a man who loves Jesus. Oh what's that? You want to pray before we eat? Marry me.
The Masters is like Disneyworld for adults, but better. You heard it here, from someone who doesn’t even like golf. Never in my life thought I’d be complaining “They’re already on 18?!” I never wanted OT to end. Phil winked at me on hole 12 (ok, he didn’t, but I winked at him and was hoping).
No one thinks they have anything until they move.
There is such a thing as “giant jenga” and it’s worth your time. Pairs well with a day of cornhole.
The size of insects/rodents is directly proportional to the distance traveled south-bound
Topanga Lawrence > Kelly Kapowski. Both are attractive, both get the guy, but Topanga is intelligent, loyal, and never dated her manager. Am I the only who hasn’t forgotten when Kelly dumped Zach for Jeff?
Love this song , but always feel sorry for Josie. Great cover.
